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Showing posts with label Miata. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miata. Show all posts

Monday, June 06, 2011

Miata gets DAMD



God - it's like a disease. Apparently this Aston Martin look is referred to as "Black X Metal" by DAMD, and it's about as infectious as Rebecca Black, in an equally bad way. It's the black plaque...

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Aston Martin Vansquish



Another update to a previous post, I have more pictures of the Miata based Aston Martin. It looks just as awkward from other angles as it does from the front. The Hyundai Sonata tails are a nice touch (although they do look a bit like those on the Vanquish

Miabra



I had this car waiting to be posted for a while - I didn't realize I hadn't until my previous post where I tried to reference it. Anyway, here's the Miata based Cobra I was talking about. I suppose it doesn't really look THAT bad, in a cute anime kind of way. It's like a Pokémon Cobra. Baby got back though...

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that trunk.
It is sooo big. *scoff*
It looks like, one of those kit cars.
But, you know, who understands those kit car guys? *scoff*
They only like them, because,
it looks like a Colbra, 'kay?
I mean, that trunk, is just sooo big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... fugly!

Puny Car



The Mazda Miata seems to be turning into the darling of the kit world, as you can transform the car into any horribly proportioned creation you can imagine, from an Aston Martin to a Cobra. Or in this case, a early Mustang convertible.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Worst Prowler Ever


Behold - the Lonestar Growler. Innovative name! Sadly, it looks very much like the half Jeep test mules Chrysler made up back in the day to test out the mechanicals but keep the paparazzi confused as to the final styling.

On the guessing theme, is this made out of a BMW Z3 or a Miata?