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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Lemcoln


Flourescent Yellow!
The paint must have been on sale.
Bumble Bee Lincoln.

Rolls Royce Guilded Pickup

I think they're going for a Rolls Royce Silver Spirit/Spur thing here, given the period in which it was made. But I somehow think that crooked F150 headlights really exude that genuine Rolls Royce quality. They inspired me so much to write TWO haiku's, not just one.

Rolls Royce stretch limo?
Crooked truck headlights tell all.
Lincoln Town Car fail.

Nothing says classy
Like F150 headlights
On your stretch limo.

Homemade Hummer Haiku



A home-made Hummer
Makes an H1 look pretty
Scrap metal blunder

MG Cobra

So I've decided to write in Haiku, for as long as I can sustain it. Just to mix things up a little. (Haikus will be found under the pics).




MG Cobra
Original it is not
And it looks like it