Going out in (a lack of) style...

There's no excuse why your funeral shouldn't be pimpin'.

Hamann (should be thrown into a) Volcano

Remember, yellow (and in some cases red) make it faster. These aren't as bad as some (cough, cough), but worse than most.

I think it's a Nitro...

This driver seems to be in such an urgent rush to Wal-Mart that they weren't able to take the time to park properly. They probably needed to get their fix in Wal-Mart's fine selection of car customization products, given the state of this poor Dodge. So addicted are they to hideous chrome shiney things, they have a chrome skull license plate front and centre where the license plate should go - displacing the license plate up into the grille (in another chrome license plate surround, mind you).

In case you weren't sure what this SUV was, the owner decided to emblazon it in giant yellow letters on the sides and windshield. Why yellow? Because yellow makes it faster.

Given the handicapped license plate, it's safe to assume the driver's handicap is blindness. Which may also explain the parking job.

Protoscar Lampo 2

Dear lord... With all the people out there saying how ugly hybrid/electric cars are (ei: Prius, Insight, Volt) you would think the last thing you would do would be to make an even uglier one. Perhaps the saddest thing is that a Pontiac Solstice donated it's life to become this.

And does anyone else see a resemblance to the Saab Sonett3?