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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Corvette Smorgasbord



Choose one theme and stick with it. The bizarre GT1 / '58 model combo's tail treatment is especially horrid. Nice Wal-Mart license plate surround...

Hello Kitty Ferrari


You could have at least replaced the prancing horse with chrome kitty. Come on now.

Continental Kit


You can only see a portion of the front, but this appears to be one of those Japanese Neoclassic cars. Possibly of the home-made variety. Gets extra fug points for the fender fenders and cow hide interior.

The Thing from Another World



I think this is a Euro Escort convertible. It's frightening. Looks like something out of "The Thing".

Got Wood?

For some reason, this car's owner has decided to apply a burled walnut look to the car's fenders and hood. Yet the other panels remain untouched (well, except for the black front bumper). Is this a fug in progress?

Veyron? Way wrong.


Almost had me fooled there for a second. Kinda wish it had a Bugatti horse collar grill - it would have been truly pathetic.

Lada M-Sport


The elusive M3 Czechoslovakia Edition.

Adventures in Velvet

"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."

-George Louis Costanza


Corvette Grand Fug

Part of the inspiration for the Corvette comes from here. The rest I'm not so sure. Cartoons maybe? That side window treatment is just confusing - not sure what they're going for there.

World's Ugliest Mustang



I feel obligated to post this. Back in 2007, a Mustang was displayed a SEMA that nauseated all who set eyes on it. It became known on the internet as the "World's Ugliest Mustang", and deserves mention here.

Diamond in the Rough

Civic hatchbacks do not take well to low rider style. It seems this Civic mostly ignored the whole low-rider aspect entirely, deciding to focus solely on the style (or lack thereof).

Escapism

This looks so ridiculous I'm thinking it must have some usage other than being a tall, narrow spoiler of some kind.

Mystery "BMW"



May need help identifying the donor car... Alfa Romeo maybe? also - I think those are Lexus RX tails...

Bling²

Apparently, you can get dubs for your dualie now.

That BMW






Posted previously
, I found more pictures so I thought I'd post them. These pics lack the Corvette badges on the rear fenders, but the car still has more chrome than an entire fleet of Buicks. Sadly, this car seems to be a rolling advertisement for "Elite Body & Custom Shop". Note the horrible spacing of the text on the rear window. Phone numbers blocked out to protect the ignorant.