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Saturday, February 19, 2011

If autofug were a country, this would be it's leader.


Wish I had more info butI can't speak the language in the video. It appears to have been filmed in Florida, however.

It appears to be mostly Mercedes wagon based, although you would think it may need a larger engine to push all that mass around. It's possibly a Chevrolet truck diesel, given that the engine sounds a bit larger than a Benz unit to my ears (and there's a random Chevrolet emblem front and centre on the hood). Other notable pieces are Chrysler Imperial headlights and pieces of older Cadillacs wedged in the bodywork.

I'm actually kind of impressed that it's actually driveable, and that the rear wheel steering seems to work so effectively. For the looks of it, you would think it would collapse in on itself with any movement at all.








Update:

It's for sale! It's 29 feet long and weights 7500 pounds! He hopes to get $950,000, which is about 100 times to more than it's worth.

Dreaming of a 300C Hybrid?



Wait no longer! In a remarkable show of restraint, the cars actually doesn't have scissor doors.

Super Dee-Duper

Remember Dinobots? I'm not sure, but I think this in one of the little known extras from the latest in the Transformer movie franchise that morphs into Barney the Dinosaur.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

De Tomaso Revival is a Dodgey Proposition

Can you find the car that isn’t a Dodge in the image to the left?

De Tomaso is forever etched fondly in my mind with memories of Panteras and Mangustas, but its revival threatens to change that. Similar to the misguided attempt to relaunch the Lagonda brand, this oversized sedan / SUV / crossover / thing is apparently what defines De Tomaso for the millennium. Where most original De Tomasos were exotic machinery with potent Ford engines, the new De Tomaso unfortunately is little more than a new body sitting atop a Cadillac SRX – a vehicles that is decidedly mediocre to start with. And speaking of that body, it's a bit generic with some decidedly low-rent looking taillights that wouldn't look out of place on a Dodge. Even the interior is little changed, save for being slathered in leather. Truly a sad day for fans of exotic cars of the 60’s and 70’s.


Monday, February 14, 2011

Merccord Coupe



Mercedes has just released shots of it’s new C-Class coupe, which kinda sorta replaces the CLK. Kinda because the CLK sorta became the E-Class coupe. Which is based off the C-Class, but looks like an E-Class. Although this seems a bit repetitive, the C-Class coupe is smaller and doesn’t have the pillarless window effect of the E-Class Coupe or it’s dramatic bodyside treatment and (excessive) front end details.

In the end it’s a sleek and clean design that looks quite nice. Unfortunately, it also looks a lot like an Accord Coupe (in particular the greenhouse and bodyside crease), which probably isn’t the demographic they’re looking for.


Flavia Flav

We’ve been hearing for a while now of Fiat’s plans to have a Chrysler 300 based Lancia. I thought that sounded a little sketchy originally, and today Fiat's made it's plans crystal clear as it released some shots of the upcoming car, which will take the Thema nameplate.

Where before I assumed that the chassis, engine and other bits would be used in a Lancia, it now seems that basically the only thing changed is the emblem in the grille, on the trunk and in the rims.
More alarming is that the 300 based Thema is not the only badge-engineered Lancia in the works… The Flavia nameplate has been resurrected in the form of the Chrysler Sebring 200, and even the Grand Voyager can now be had with a Lancia badge on the hood The latter has been named – imaginatively – the Grand Voyager. Which I’m guessing is Italian for “blasphemy”.

One can only guess as what the Italian public will think of these new products, given that 40-50 years ago the company was known for sporty, distinctive cars with a rich rally heritage. Although that being said the brand had been pretty much diluted to the point of being Fiat’s Mercury anyhow. Still – I was hoping for at least a facelift.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Review: 2011 Hyundai Elantra

My daily driver is a 2004 Hyundai Elantra GT, so it's safe to say I'm pretty familiar with the car. When the 2006 Elantra came out, I was anxious to see how they'd improved it, given how impressive their recently reinvigorated 2005 Sonata was. Unfortunately, I walked away a little disappointed. Although larger with vastly improved interior quality, I found the new bloated exterior style a bit too bulbous. It suffered a bit in the driving dynamics as well, as I found the new electric steering over-boosted, and the shifter action of the manual a bit vague and rubbery. Suffice to say I was hoping the new 2011 model would fix some those issues. And after some time with the 2011 model today, I can comfortably say that they have.
Starting with it's exterior, the 2011 looks as if it hit the gym. There's some similarities to the last model in it's looks, but the new car has shed the last car's visual chubbiness and is now refined and muscular. The "fluidic sculpture" lines share a lot with the sleek new Sonata creating a family resemblance, yet the Elantra fares slightly better in this regard as it lacks the chrome Klingon forehead of a grille. Unfortunately the style injection is a double edged sword - some may find the new look a bit too different. For example, the car looks great to me from most angles - but it does look a little funky around the heavily sculpted rear wheel wells, with it's overly tall sheet metal resulting from the aggressively raked greenhouse.

Inside is the same story as the exterior. The 2006 Elantra's interior's fit and finish was a great improvement over the previous generation, but the look was a tad boring and generic. The 2011 keeps the improvements in fit and finish and revitalizes the interior with an attractive and aggressive new look similar to that of the Sonata and Genesis Coupe. From behind the wheel, the raked windshield, small diameter steering wheel and stubby shifter give a sporty impression - not unlike the Genesis Coupe but in a smaller scale. Unfortunately I didn't fiddle much with the user friendliness of the audio system as I chose to focus more on how it felt to drive. Maybe I'm getting old, but I often find many of the newer more integrated audio systems in cars to be a bit overwhelming initially as everything isn't organized in a defined rectangular area of the dash like they used to be. Makes you wonder if aftermarket systems are going the way of the dinosaur... That's a rant for another time, however. What I did fiddle within comfortable reach and had nicely damped motions.

I was also amazed at the content for the price. The car I drove was a 6 speed manual GLS (a Canadian package most likely differs from that in the US of A), whose window sticker was priced at around $21,000 CAD after destination charges. What do you get for this? A sunroof, aluminum rims, heated front AND rear seats (cloth though - however I prefer cloth seats as they're grippier when you're hustling), traction control, 6 speaker stereo with MP3 player/USB connectivity, Bluetooth, and steering wheel audio/cruise/Bluetooth controls. Oh - and a spoiler (something I personally don't pay attention to unless absolutely necessary as an aerodynamic aid). In fact the 2011 Elantra is cheaper than the outgoing model. Compared to that car's so-so looks inside and out, this car comes of as somewhat of a bargain.Even bare bones models contain more content based on their spec sheets than the outgoing model as well - a lot of content for $16,000 before destination.

Another area of note that I always look at being a hatchback owner is the space and accessibility of the cargo area. Not only does the Elantra have a huge trunk, it also has a rather large pass through area - rare in sedans. A couple faults here though - the seat backs don't fold flat and the seat bottoms don't fold forward to allow them to (most likely because of the heater mechanisms). It's possible that's a hatchback thing I've just expecting to see in all cars. The biggest irritation however is that the seat belts shoulder harnesses remain attached to the brace below the rear window with the seat backs fold, leaving seat belts criss-crossing the open hole. The sidemost belts aren't too in the way, but the centre shoulder harness definitely could get tangled in your cargo. It might be a safety issue, but I wish they folded with the seats.

But how does it drive? Quite a bit better than it's predecessor. I for one am not a fan of the electronic systems in newer cars. I definitely did not like of the steering of the last car. It had the steering feel and feedback of a video game steering wheel controller in that it felt disconnected and seemed to remove you completely from the driving experience. Unfortunately the new car still lacks feedback in the form of road feel, so it's still feels a bit distant when you're driving. However, it's now nicely weighted, and it no longer feels like you're in a driving simulation.

The shifter action is much improved as well, with short throws and a more solid feel than my 2004, with none of the rubbery action of the 2006. I was not a fan of the clutch and gas pedals though - they seemed to protrude too far, and offered too much resistance in my opinion. In fact, the clutch seemed too offer both too much and too little resistance. Lifting your foot felt as if the pedal was being propelled by a tight spring, while depressing it seemed to offer little resistance as your foot sank toward the floor. Due to this coordinating the gas and clutch took a bit of learning. That being said, it was easy to feel the soft spot in the clutch, and takeup was smooth and easy. The extra gear of the 6 speed is also a welcome addition, allowing you to cruise on the highway at 110 km/h at around 2000rpm. Although it was a little tough to engage (I accidentally downshifted to fourth a couple times).

The new Elantra is powered by a new 1.8L engine with 148hp and 131lb-feet of torque. The engine replaces the long serving 2.0L that carried over the last two generations. Offering similar power to that engine, fuel economy soars in comparison. Being used to the 2.0L, I found the 1.8L offered comparable power, although it felt a little less powerful most likely due to weight gain and gearing optimized toward fuel economy. It's still a peppy engine though, and quite quiet compared to my engine (although it sounded more industrial - like a turbine - compared to more pleasing growl the 2.0). Not to say that the car is superbly quiet though - a fair amount of road and accessory noise still makes it to the cabin.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to get a good feel of the suspension, due to some slick roads. But from the driving I did do it feels a tad more sporty and less floaty than the last couple generations, although it was harsh is some of the rougher spots.

All in all, I left pretty impressed. It has healthy doses of style and substance, and if it meets the fuel economy numbers Hyundai quotes it may be hard to top. Rumors swirl that a hatchback will follow, making this package even more attractive (to a hatchback and wagon fan, anyhow). Now, if it only had a turbo...

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Damn You, Michael Bay 3: Revenge of the Fallen


Yeah, I realize that's the title of the second Transformers movie. But I couldn't find anything punny about "Dark of the Moon". I posted this before, but I'm posting it again because I've come to the horrifying realization that this is not a one off but a kit. Yes - there's more than one of these roaming the streets. One can only hope GM sees this and sues them to stop production for copyright infringement. However I suppose they could make a case against GM, in that this looks almost nothing like the concept car.

Also - does anyone else find it ironic that the red car is parked in a handicapped spot?



Nein44


A Mad Max reject?

To Infiniti and Beyond






This is one Pathfinder whose path should never have been found.