Chrackard

One can only hope this Packard-ified 300 is a one time only deal. And people thought the Packardbakers were ugly...

Mini Cobra

I guess you really can't get much more literal than the title.

ECTO-11

The Ghost Busters, 11 years later (this is a '70 Caddy as opposed to a '59).

I think it's a Suzuki...

Apparently they were going for a deep sea creature look on the outside, and a Shar Pei look on the inside.

Messcort

I'm green with envy. Did I type envy? I meant nausea. Love the Kermit pelt interior.

SV 9 Competizione

"A Corvette, a Ferrari Scaglietti and an Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione walked into a bar..."

Le Crap

Fake Renault 5 Turbo anyone? Not sure what the acronym UFAC stands for, but google seems to think it's "Upholstered Furniture Action Council". Sounds about right.