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Sunday, September 05, 2010

Car Lashes

I present to you "Car Lashes", eyelashes for your car! With optional rhinestone decoration, because I guess women glue rhinestones to their eyelids. Follow the link for more info.

* Warning: According to the first two women that appear in the slideshow, installing Car Lashes might make you go bat sh!t insane, so buyer beware.

Bumblebeater, Pt. 2

At first glance it might appear to be a picture of an R8, until the bright yellow monstrosity to the left overwhelms your senses.

Bumblebeater



I never imagined someone could pull over turning an '80s era Camaro into a replica of the current Camaro. After seeing these pictures, I still don't. Given the bumper treatment up front, I'm guessing this is a Bumblebee replica.

If the Fast and the Furious franchise has taught us anything, it's that Supra tail lights look good on any car (or truck).

Micra C + C = Maxima Booty


Like many folding hardtop convertibles, the Nissan Micra suffers from awkward proportions when it's roof isn't stowed. Unfortunately, it's much more exaggerated on such a small car. The car has the same stepped appearance to the rear end as the Ferrari California and Lexus IS-C, but the rear end looks huge compared to those cars.

Sticky Situation

I'm at a loss for which is fuglier - sticker overload or chrome overload...

Don't get to catty...

Jocelyn Wildenstein's car?

The Incredible Hack




This Jeep is sending mixed messages - the roof rack says offroader, but the rims say otherwise. Maybe it's stuck half-way through it's Hulk transformation?

Nephrectomy




Usually, it's people with Eastern European cars that try to make them look like BMWs. Now the trend apparently is to make BMWs look like Eastern European cars.

Lamborghini Reventain't



Not sure why this RX-8 owner decided to turn his car into a faux Reventon, since the cars don't like remotely similar in the first place. The resulting clash of organic and angular lines make it look like it's wearing a kit made of cardboard boxes.