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Showing posts with label Focus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Focus. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2010

What's Next - Elbow Macaroni and Glitter?

The pictures shown here are of select samples of the custom graphics available for the 2012 Ford Focus. Essentially giant from-the-factory stickers for your car, they're akin the vinyl pinstriping popular in the 80's (but less tasteful and on a much larger scale). It doesn't bode well when the photos released by Ford are nausea inducing. For example, the "retro" rounded square pattern above, in lime green against a teal car. Fads come and go (speaking of teal paint - hello 1994), so hopefully these sticker packages are easily removable for the sake of resale value. Scroll down for more fugly Focuses.




Friday, February 12, 2010

Ford Focus, Radioactive Money Edition. Now with Bonus Zombie Children!


Another eBay hit. This car is pretty standard ricer fare, which is ugly but not quite fugly (or uncommon, sadly). However this car gets the nudge into fugliness due to it’s airbrushed money that appears to either be radioactive or possessed with ghosts (due to the trails of ectoplasm), and the fact that it's on a clashing yellow body. Making things much more creepy is the ghostly visage in the front bumper - his child maybe. Besides being creepy, who would want to buy a car with someone elses ghostly zombie children airbrushed on it? Zombie pedobear?

UPDATE!

Adding a couple more pics - one of the other side showing zombie girl, and a close up of both the zombie children.