The Sunshark

I've managed to stumble across pictures of a local legend. I've seen this car for years, in a slow progress of growth and "enhancement". Not unlike a tumor.

There are so many small yet equally impressive things to note about this particular, having seen it in the flesh, that I feel the need to note them one at a time.

Picture 1:

1. It's a Sunfire, and it has 4 doors. The perfect car for hot-rodding. Or "ricing" if you prefer.
2. It has two aftermarket, non-functional hood scoops.
3. Those hood scoops' "openings" have been painted metallic gold (note this as it appear elsewhere).
4. For a stylistic touch, the hood scoops appear to be on the "backwards", in that they angle down toward the corners of the car, not the centre.
5. The windsheild wiper arms are also painted metallic gold.
6. As are the stock grille mesh.
7. Canadian Tire aftermarket fog lamps are always classy, especially those blue ones that look like alien eyes.
8. It has a car bra, to protect those vital parts from chipping (I HATE car bras).
9. Note the black over stock paint colour, with random triangles cutting down into the stock gold body colour.
10. The car is on steel rims. PLEASE NOTE: here in Canada, people offen change into steel rims for winter tires and this picture could have been taken during that time. The grass is quite green, but the hardwoods have no leaves leading me to believe this was taken in spring. ALSO PLEASE NOTE: Similarly enhanced car sometimes are only equipped with hubcaps, which are removed in winter to give the illusion of actually having purchased real, non-plastic rims.
11. This precious automobile is double parked.

*UPDATE: This car (as of last week) now has 17" rims, which are not fugly (if you look at them without looking at the car as well).

Picture 2:

1. The Spoiler - what gives this car it's soul, and it's nickname - The Shark. The random paint triangles begin to make sense (sort of). Although I'm not sure yet whether this is a tribute to sharks or surfboards. At any rate, I'm sceptical of it's aerodynamic potential.
2. Said spoiler is made of WOOD.
3. Gigantic vinyl Pontiac emblem, a must have for any visually enhanced Sunfire.
4. Banded taillights, made with electrical tape.
5. Wheel locks on the steel wheels. While this is indeed hilarious by itself, the owner may have possessed aluminum rims with summer tires, and was using the steel rims for winter tires as noted above. If so, he probably would have used the same nuts to hold on both rims, and the locking nut would be for the aluminum rims, not the steel ones currently installed.

Picture 3:

1. Although I upped the contrast to see the interior better, the wiper arms are clearly visible here.
2. Classy painted interior bits; in gold (what appears to be metallic gold actually).
3. Canadian Tire (or Walmart?) steering wheel cover. It's yellow - close enough to gold. A bit off though from the colour scheme as a whole.
4. Random box atop the dask, painted to match.
5. Asian themed red seat cover with dragon.