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Friday, September 19, 2014

Youabian Puma

“The Puma’s goal is not to be the fastest in the world, but to be the most unique...”

The Los Angeles Auto Show, 2013.  Subaru’s new WRX and the Mercedes AMG Vision Gran Turismo concept dazzle the crowds.  But something giant threatens to steal their thunder, like an angry blue hippo with a shrunken head.  Behold, the 20’ long Youabian Puma.  As your eyes wander over the convoluted, bulging body, you wonder exactly what it is.  An aquatic vehicle?  An SUV?  An abomination that should have been aborted at conception?  Yet it’s none of those things.  Well – except that last one.


What it is is a “pleasure vehicle”, according to the company.

“Conceptualized for those individuals who dare to be different than the ordinary. Those who go a step beyond achieving and dreaming the best that they can be.”

Technically, it’s a custom aluminum chassis, a pile of frightening fibreglass, a Corvette drivetrain and the interior and roof of a Volvo C70.  It took SEVEN YEARS to develop. And although the name makes some assume it’s some kind of Chinese automotive cloning disaster, it’s actually from LA – the brainchild of a plastic surgeon who’s name it bears.  A plastic surgeon whose client base is quickly shrinking since the 2013 LA Auto Show, no doubt.

But perhaps that most frightening part of all this is the price tag - $1.1M.  For what looks like a bloated whale carcass with monster truck wheels and a Volvo C70 stuck in the top.  Better start saving.

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