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Friday, February 05, 2010

I think it's a Nitro...



This driver seems to be in such an urgent rush to Wal-Mart that they weren't able to take the time to park properly. They probably needed to get their fix in Wal-Mart's fine selection of car customization products, given the state of this poor Dodge. So addicted are they to hideous chrome shiney things, they have a chrome skull license plate front and centre where the license plate should go - displacing the license plate up into the grille (in another chrome license plate surround, mind you).

In case you weren't sure what this SUV was, the owner decided to emblazon it in giant yellow letters on the sides and windshield. Why yellow? Because yellow makes it faster.

Given the handicapped license plate, it's safe to assume the driver's handicap is blindness. Which may also explain the parking job.

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